Ezra, -v-, and I were sitting on the couch. -v- was reading email on her computer, which was before us all. She read an email from a friend of -v- and I, who I shall call A. A sent a link to a video excerpt of a show called Yo! Gabba Gabba, which I had never heard of before.
The excerpt is a short video clip of Yo! Gabba Gabba of some green striped monster dancing around to a song with a bass driven beat and the chorus, ‘There’s a party in my tummy.’ The monster dances around a plate of food on a tree stump in a forest, and the monster sucks down a leg of chicken then sucks down some cheese then sucks down some juice. The chicken (with chicken bone included) and the cheese are not chewed but swallowed as whole pieces of food that slide down the monster’s throat to party in the monster’s stomach. The food and juice then begin to dance and party in the monster’s stomach and stomach acid. The monster then walks away leaving on the plate the green beans and carrots, who are crying because they can’t join the party in the stomach of the monster. The monster, wanting to make the green beans and carrots happy, swallows the beans and carrots whole, and all the food parties in the monster’s stomach because, afterall, there is a party in its tummy.
Are they trying to make Ezra choke? I realize that the cartoons of partying carrots and chicken wouldn’t look fun if they were chewed up pieces of food, but if Ezra needs to fooled by a green striped monster to eat his vegetables because there is some party in his tummy, and if Ezra really believes there is party in his tummy, then maybe Ezra will believe that in order for there to be a party in the tummy that the food needs to be swallowed whole.
Then one thinks: <Well, that’s why you should watch and explain it with Ezra when he is old enough to understand.> And I respond that there is no way in hell I could watch this, and I could save time and ignorance by just talking with Ezra instead of sticking him in front of this collection of images and sounds and hope they don’t kill him with stupidity.
Fortunately, when the video was playing Ezra wasn’t watching for he seemed more interested in staring at his favorite window then he did at the video. Ezra also probably hasn’t the cognitive ability to define the world at the level needed to be manipulated by Yo! Gabba Gabba, and he won’t be eating solid for many months, but kids grow up fast unless they die young trying to swallow a chicken leg whole, so the chicken leg can join the party in their tummy.
-v- and I did watch another clip of Yo! Gabba Gabba of Biz Markie (a beatbox artist) giving a beatbox lesson, so I was happy to see something worth while about the show, and that there will be instructional videos for Ez-O to watch to improve his already natural beatbox skills. I only hope I will be able to censor all the other images of the show because the show seems like it wants Ezra to choke.
I admit that in a year when Ezra begins to run around the house, and has a more developed cognitive ability, I may be a HUGE fan of Yo! Gabba Gabba if it will allows me a few moments to sit down and relax while he watches a beatbox lesson or sees a party in a monster’s tummy.