The Golden Alarm
I hear it between 4 A.M. and 6 A.M.. By this time the Golden Alarm’s snooze button takes more than a tap on pacifier to quiet.
The golden alarm is not annoying. It can be fun. The golden alarm’s sounds can be like beeps and whistles. Some times a snort. Most of the time the golden alarm sounds like talking.
During the morning hour, the golden alarm can usually only be turned off by playing with the golden alarm. Standing practice, rollover fun, talking, reading, smiling, and noise making makes the golden alarm’s snooze button work as the golden alarm goes back to sleep.
At night, the golden alarm goes off couple times. Most of the time changing a diaper or feeding the golden alarm will be the golden alarm’s snooze button. Most of the time, but not all of the time. -v- has most, if not all, the experience with the night time golden alarm.