Monday, funny Monday
On Monday this week, I took Ezra to my office out in Tigrrrd and three funny things happened:
1. All my co-workers who were in the office got to hear the story about how Ezra was crying and spitting up all the time, and how I finally realized that it wasn’t normal baby behaviour and took him to the pediatrician. I told them all how much better Ezra is doing after a week on his baby Zanex prescription we got from the pediatrician. Everyone looked sort of surprised, but no one said anything. Only after I got home later that night and was talking about this with Kalab did I realize my mistake - Ezra is on Zantec, not the anti-depressant Zanex. So now everyone in my office possibly thinks my baby is depressed, or that he’s just a wee bit too young to be on an anti-depressant and that I’m a horrible parent. Ooops.
2. We went to Babies R Hell to look for Born Free bottles (one of the only baby bottles that is free of bisphenol-A, which is a bad news chemical!) for feeding Ezra the milk I’m starting to express from my milking machine. Only to learn that they only sell those bottles online, and do not carry the bottles in stores. Buh! So I went to the clothing section to see if I could find some long-sleeve creepers, maybe a sweater, maybe a pair of pants for Ezra, since it’s getting cold here and he’s already too big for a lot of his 0-3 month sized clothes. Big mistake! I was overwhelmed by baby outfits! Each one was cuter than the last! I felt a little dizzy and light-headed from the cuteness. I believe I went momentarily baby-crazy. I have never ever felt this way before. Ever! Long story short, I walked out of there with more than $60 in baby outfits, the craziest of which is this little leather “Top Gun”-ish jacket and jeans outfit. As any of my Wisconsin relatives would say: Uf da!
3. Going out to Tigrrrd made me realize that I do not want to go back to work. This is maybe not so funny : (