Baby Makes Funny Noises
Sometimes he sounds like a cartoon car squealing its tires. Sometimes he sounds like a dog panting. Sometimes he sounds like an angry monkey in a tree. Sometimes he sounds like a geyser only able to gurgle out water. Sometimes he sounds like a siren wailing its way to an emergency. Sometimes he sounds like a squeaky door. Sometimes he sounds like motor puttering out of gas. Sometimes he sounds like a baby that is crying really really really loud. Sometimes he is quiet and still and doesn’t make a sound.